{"id":35,"date":"2007-10-23T17:47:38","date_gmt":"2007-10-23T17:47:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jha.in\/?p=38"},"modified":"2007-10-23T17:47:38","modified_gmt":"2007-10-23T17:47:38","slug":"chief-o-complaint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jha.in\/?p=35","title":{"rendered":"Chief O Complaint"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Actual conversation (translated from Hindi) with a patient having Gastritis.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> So what brings you here.<br \/>\n<strong>He<\/strong>: I came by bus.<br \/>\n<strong>Me<\/strong>: No, No. Whats your complaint?<br \/>\n<strong>He<\/strong>: My wife; she sent me.<br \/>\nNow the situation was begging for a leading question so-<br \/>\n<strong>Me<\/strong>: You are having abdominal pain?<br \/>\n<strong>He<\/strong>: Oooh yes. and then the rest followed..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actual conversation (translated from Hindi) with a patient having Gastritis. Me: So what brings you here. He: I came by bus. Me: No, No. Whats your complaint? He: My wife; she sent me. Now the situation was begging for a leading question so- Me: You are having abdominal pain? 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